The Sweetypie Files


Who is Sweetypie?

Alright, I know this has little/nothing to do with OBCD, except maybe the fact that Sweetypie is definitely not an OBCDchick. But she is a dumbass, and we all know how fun it is to make fun of those.

 So first, some background info:

**The Cast of Characters:**
Lakhena: my roommate for 7 months now. She is not an obcdchick (her ass is too small), but she's supercool. Everything you read about her on this page will be true. Sweetypie's just too dumb to realize it.
 Phuong: my soon-to-be roommate, as of August. We both took CS together last spring, and spent countless hours in lab.
Derrill: his title isn't as important as the fact that Sweetypie seems to think that Phuong stole him from her...I don't understand either.
Tynia: that's me. Everything you read about me will not be true. Sweetypie has her facts fucked up.
And lastly, there's Sweetypie: Who is she? We still have to find out.

 **Motives:**
So why am I posting these convos on the web? dunno actually...Like I said before, this has nothing to do with obcd, really. But Sweetypie seems to think I've done something bitchy and worthy of harrassment, when really, I haven't done anything at all....yet.
I guess i just feel like pissing her off now. So if you ever get bored, and you're online and happen to see "SweetypieSwETc", hit her up for head or something obnoxious like that.

**Okay, so the story goes:**
Some time mid-Spring'01, Phuong and I were in Davis (lab, not town). I was signed onto AIM, but working on some homework or assignment, when this window pops up and it's SweetypieSwETc. And I'm thinking, zuh? So I'm all hello and whatever, and she replies with this outpouring of horrendous spelling and grammatical errors. Since we'd been in lab for AGES, manners and etiquette were way gone, and I admit I wasn't so nice to her. She didn't seem to mind though, and replied with the ALWAYS annoying "hehehehe" AND NOTHING ELSE.

We hear from Sweetypie in a series of convos throughout the spring, none of which I saved. And then, after Phuong and I had invited Derrill to an invitational, she gets belligerent. Like, every statement is a "fuck you" in some form or another. So of course we have to pester her, because 1) we still don't know who it is, and 2) it's just funny. The following is the end result of a semester of aim-ing:

Disclaimer: for the sake of privacy, phone numbers have been edited out.

And now, I present to you, the Sweetypie Files.
This is Lakhena talking under my screenname (Spotz995). She doesn't know who Phuong is at the time. This is both me and Lakhena using my sn. Sweetypie asks for Lakhena, but we switch back and forth. This time it's just me and Sweetypie. She still doesn't believe in Lakhena.